neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

(via dinosaursandgumdrops)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via dinosaursandgumdrops)

chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

(via dinosaursandgumdrops)

alishalovescats1701:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

BUT HOW ARE SPIDERS A REALLY BIG CAUSE OF DEATHS??

BEING REAL, WOULDN’T WE ALL BE AFRAID OF HUMANS AND PEOPLE BECAUSE IM SURE AS HELL KNOW, THEY’VE DONE THE MOST KILLINGS

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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(via sherlock-holmeless)

optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.

(Source: groott, via tapemonster)

asino-pugno:

inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)

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(via humourous-misadventures)

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired, via alishalovescats1701)

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

(Source: cantcontrolthegay, via humourous-misadventures)