official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

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leonardodicrapio:

Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts

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LOL.  Bonus answer—

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4chanofficial:

dontmindme-idontevenknow:

4chanofficial:

hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL

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nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES

How to look like a douche bag****

wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420

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dontwannasaygoodbye:

Explaining tumblr to someone who doesn’t know what it is is seriously the hardest thing to do

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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dudewheresmypie:

Poor Misha ✳︎ Season 9 Gag Reel x ✳︎ more

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crackopenyourprettyface:

i’ve only seen this episode of that show.

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