Matilda (1996)

Dir. Danny DeVito

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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leepacey:

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

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polite-homeslice:

uncomfrtable:

why father

how to properly raise a kid

polite-homeslice:

uncomfrtable:

why father

how to properly raise a kid

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  • first joined tumblr: 

    woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
  • me now: 

    woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

novulpixthatsmypotpie:

 

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

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megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

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