laughterkey:

waxjism:

officialkirbyfanneoxvevo:

kingdomy:

Shiba Inu “works” at a little shop in Japan (via)

wow such shopkeeping

this dog just fell asleep on a cucumber

I cannot stop reblogging this dude.

(via kageillusionz)

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

(via jigglytoise)

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths, via timetravellingsociopath)

“You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.”

Hillary Clinton  (via neonchills)

(Source: ceedling, via sherlockedcumberbabe)

theletteraesc:

takkkch:

x-teen!

When he’d first walked into his new dorm room, Charles had no idea what to stare at first: his unfairly good-looking new roommate, or the large photo of Professor Shaw, chair of the Biology department, with an X crossed over it.

theletteraesc:

takkkch:

x-teen!

When he’d first walked into his new dorm room, Charles had no idea what to stare at first: his unfairly good-looking new roommate, or the large photo of Professor Shaw, chair of the Biology department, with an X crossed over it.

(via fuckjamesyouliferuiner)

A haiku about Mario Kart


Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

(Source: pathological, via unsubhotchrocket)

penisburps:

lindsaylohoean:

does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe 

i dunno ask will.je.suis

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via because-thats-what-people-do)

burningupasun:

"Are you my Mummy?" | 1x10, 4x05, 8x08

(via cumberkruemel)

robotlyra:

Today on the MBTA, someone called 911 over a lady puking on the subway, claiming she was from Liberia and had Ebola. After they had stopped train service on the Orange line, and escorted her away with a horde of cops and medical responders, it was finally established that she was actually of Haitian descent.

The Ebola epidemic is going to spin off into full-on hypochondriac racism really fast, mark my words.

(via because-thats-what-people-do)