Me: *gender equality rant*
Person: are you a f-f-f-fem…
Me: Yes. Obviously. I am the lesbian virgin monster living under your bed. Absolutely. Run. Run for your life.

misandryad:

At work like
Customer: why is x so much money
Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.

(via thedoctor)

stuff-happens-in-the-impala:

A little sneak peek to my domestic!Mystique photoshoot.
I just thought that we all would love to know what superheroes/villains look like when they stay home on their day off…
Photo by Alina Freiheit.
P.S. There will be more.Stay tuned.

OH MY GOD PERFECT THERE BETTER BE MORE

stuff-happens-in-the-impala:

A little sneak peek to my domestic!Mystique photoshoot.

I just thought that we all would love to know what superheroes/villains look like when they stay home on their day off…

Photo by Alina Freiheit.

P.S. There will be more.Stay tuned.

OH MY GOD PERFECT THERE BETTER BE MORE

(via ilarina)

emmaz0n:

the question is who in your otp is the enthusiastic parent that cheers way too loudly at soccer games

(via ilikeyouandiloveyou)

(Source: mooseleys, via deansflowers)

(Source: h7dra, via permissiontogoafterhim)

20dollarnosebleecl:

this took so long

my grandma really likes tyler joseph

(via punk4president)

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via ilikeyouandiloveyou)

  • The Lightning Thief: 

    Names have power, just don't go throwing them around all the time.
  • Heroes of Olympus: 

    Gaea this, Gaea that. Gaea.